1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,767 Whatever you were looking at last week was not nearly as attractive as me. 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,570 You know it and I know it. 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:10,803 So clearly, your priorities are fucked up. 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,849 Here's what you missed. 5 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,684 - Motherfucker. - You got married? 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:18,526 What was I supposed to do? Sit on my porch hoping one day you'd show back up? 7 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,286 - Bedrooms are all locked. - Where am I supposed to sleep? 8 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,762 Back to the gutter you stepped in last night or you're on the couch. 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,530 Have you been taking your meds? 10 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:30,048 My bitch of a newfound daughter hasn't been giving them to me. 11 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,807 Are you retarded, Frank? You should take responsibility for your medications. 12 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,724 VERONICA: Kev and I are separating. - What? 13 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,611 He doesn't notice me. Only thing he cares about is the babies. 14 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,569 Debbie. Making enemies already? 15 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,882 Didn't know you were gonna go all Chuck Norris on me. 16 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,724 - You okay? - That's the nicest thing... 17 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:45,927 ...anyone's done for me. 18 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,606 - What the hell happened? - Crazy boy took my baby. 19 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:51,491 He needs to be put away to crazy people place and put electric in his head. 20 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,483 Get him committed even if he doesn't wanna go. 21 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,290 They just need your signature. 22 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,487 MICKEY: They have to take him. 23 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,405 At least he'll be getting some kind of fucking help. 24 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,642 - You still love me. - No, I don't. 25 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,287 Liar. 26 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,647 GUS: What you doing? 27 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,766 Escaping a fire? 28 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,841 Hey. Worried about Ian? 29 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,763 Come here. He'll be out in a few days. 30 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,365 No. 31 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,805 I have to tell you something. 32 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,644 What's wrong? 33 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,762 I slept with my ex. 34 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,324 Recently? 35 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,568 Since we've been married? 36 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,723 Yesterday. 37 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,891 We had sex yesterday. 38 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:35,969 Good morning, ladies. 39 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,487 Rise and shine, mijos. Breakfast in 30. 40 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,846 Where am I? 41 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,321 MAN 1: Last I checked, Cook County psych ward. 42 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,080 This is a mistake. 43 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,403 Take it up with the doc. You'll see her later today. 44 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,886 Sort of feels like you have oatmeal brain, doesn't it? 45 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,326 MAN 2: It's from the sedation. 46 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,047 It'll wear off eventually. 47 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,688 - Where are my real clothes? - Storage. 48 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,200 I need to get home. 49 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:17,251 Seventy-two hours, mijo. Seventy-two hours. 50 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,607 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 51 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,003 Go away. 52 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:28,284 BOY: Lip, come on, I'm locked out. 53 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,923 Look, I'm not on duty until 7, all right? 54 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,768 BOY: Lip. Open the door. - Jesus, fuck. 55 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,045 Coming. 56 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:49,489 - Dude, again? - I'm sorry. 57 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:53,608 This is the third time this has happened and you only been here a day. 58 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:02,405 Next time, tie your key to your dick, all right? 59 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,888 Watch out, sixth grade. Third time's the charm. 60 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:42,804 What the hell? 61 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,925 Yo, shut the fucking door. 62 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,602 Carl, Chuckie, get your asses down here... 63 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,843 ...or I'm giving your pancakes to the next homeless guy I see. 64 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,765 You stole that from the homeless shelter, so full circle. 65 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,208 I earned it fair and square. Told them I'm raising seven kids alone. 66 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,125 Except only one is yours, and three don't live here anymore. 67 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,524 Yes, hi, I'm calling about Ian Gallagher. 68 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:19,366 Yeah, he was admitted last night. Yeah, what are your visiting hours? 69 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,130 Two to 3. 70 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,406 And can anyone visit? 71 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,766 SAMMI: Easy, Liam. 72 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,164 Chubby cheeks are cute only for so long on black men. 73 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,964 DEBBIE: What do you consider a minor? 74 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,169 Oh. Um, okay, thank you. 75 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,560 Sixteen and over. 76 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,685 SAMMI: Don't worry, Debs. 77 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,207 Ian will be fine. He'll be home in three days. 78 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:41,443 Chuckie turned on the chocolate faucet upstairs in the bathroom. 79 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,568 Ew, he's making hot sloppys? 80 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:47,042 - Uh-oh. I know what this is about. - The six churros he ate last night? 81 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,249 No, he's nervous to start at a new school. It's his fourth one. 82 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,164 He gets beat up. A lot. 83 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,721 Way too much lip liner, young lady. 84 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,289 - When did you become my mother? - I've had enough back talk from you. 85 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,603 She's putting on makeup to get out of the friend zone with Derek. 86 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,206 We're not in the friend zone. 87 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:07,961 How does he touch your arm? If he punches it, means you guys are friends. 88 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,442 - If he squeezes it, means he likes you. - It's none of your business. 89 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,843 Carl, do me a favor. 90 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,731 What do I get for it? 91 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,087 Favors are supposed to come from your heart. 92 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,163 You realize who you're talking to, right? 93 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,763 Take Chuckie under your wing. Make sure kids don't pick on him, okay? 94 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,724 Nunchakus and a pack of condoms. 95 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,767 - Okay, fine. - Magnum. 96 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,320 Chuckles, let's go. 97 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:36,041 - Good morning, delicious family. SAMMI: What are you doing here? 98 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,768 Take more than that to get rid of me, my bastard of a daughter. 99 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,002 CARL: Where were you? - Hospital. 100 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,207 CARL: Hospital? 101 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,840 - Why? - Someone tried to sabotage me... 102 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,729 ...by withholding my meds. 103 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,128 That'll never happen again. You know why? 104 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:54,361 Because taking my medication is my responsibility. 105 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:56,530 I'm an adult. 106 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:01,208 I don't need anyone for anything ever again. 107 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,927 SAMMI: Get out of my house, Frank. 108 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,127 DEBBIE: Your house? 109 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:12,127 I'm gonna go take a nap on the couch, the couch that belongs to moi. 110 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,567 Toodaloo. 111 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,761 - You should quit while you're ahead. - He'll out-Frank you every time. 112 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,571 KEVIN: How long are you gonna stay here? - Don't know. 113 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,848 Hey, Rochelle. Marta. 114 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,651 - What are you gonna tell the twins? - They're 8 months. 115 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:41,088 - They don't understand anything. - They understand vibes. 116 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:44,483 It's not like I'm never gonna see them. We'll figure out a schedule. 117 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,802 Why are you doing this, V? 118 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,964 - We need space, Kev. - What for? 119 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,202 - To think. - I don't need to think. 120 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,124 I wanna have my family back again. 121 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,886 - We were never a family. - How can you say that? 122 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,407 We had kids, you became a family with them. 123 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,403 That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard. 124 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,001 Have you fucked me? Focused on me even for a second? 125 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:04,525 It takes two to tangle. 126 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:06,967 Tango, and I've tried to fuck you plenty of times. 127 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,565 - What about the girls? - What? 128 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,371 I don't mean have you tried to fuck the girls? Jesus. 129 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,727 I mean, have you tried to focus on them? 130 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,611 - I can't have this fight again. - You can't have this again. 131 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,127 Once I start making sense, you can't talk about it. 132 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,408 See? This is why we need space. 133 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,848 It's not even space. You're moving in with four milkmaids. 134 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,520 - No offense, ladies. VERONICA: They're only here a few hours. 135 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:30,604 - While I'm at the Alibi. - Oh, so you need nighttime space? 136 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,127 I don't know what kind of space. I just need space. 137 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:36,921 Take all the space you need. I'll be by myself while Veronica takes her space. 138 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,050 You won't be by yourself, you'll be with your precious angels... 139 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,804 ...who you run for every second. 140 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,203 Well, I'm so sorry, they can't take care of themselves. 141 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,204 Please, you'll be running after them when they're 35. 142 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,408 At least one parent will. 143 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,366 - Get out. - My pleasure. 144 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,004 Here's your last stupid box. 145 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,528 Ugh. The hell are you doing? Go. This is going nowhere. 146 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,411 - Yeah, I was just leaving. - After I told you to leave. 147 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:05,809 No, no, no, I was thinking about it way before you said anything. 148 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,725 - Is that my shirt? - Thanks. 149 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,927 Uh... 150 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,570 I can give it back. 151 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,802 I was just looking for something to wear. 152 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:27,167 There was a mess, so I started to straighten up. 153 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,121 I organize when I'm nervous. 154 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,850 I cook. 155 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,165 Eat. 156 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,685 I'm not very hungry. 157 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,483 Yeah, me either. 158 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,169 I'm sorry. 159 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,971 I thought we'd make it a year before we hit our first bump. 160 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,890 Yeah. 161 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:03,649 I mean, if we were just dating, it'd be easy to walk away, but... 162 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,483 Why'd you sleep with him? 163 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,962 It just happened. 164 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,761 We were unfinished. 165 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,090 Is it still unfinished? 166 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,810 I want to meet him. 167 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,567 What? 168 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:45,401 Yeah, Jimmy. Or Steve. Whatever the hell his name is. 169 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,483 - Why? - Just talk. 170 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,250 Sort things out. 171 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,607 Learn more about you, see what I'm dealing with. 172 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,331 Otherwise, my brain is just gonna fill in the blanks. 173 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,684 Okay. 174 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,965 MAN: It's French toast. 175 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,207 For breakfast. 176 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,840 Look, I need to get home. I'm not supposed to be here. 177 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,281 Yeah, me too. I'm not supposed to be here either. 178 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,010 Well, I am. 179 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,771 - Is that the way out? - What are you doing? Back in line. 180 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,286 You hear me? 181 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,920 You wanna be sedated again? 182 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,082 Mickey's waiting for me, and Yevgeny. 183 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,480 I need to see Fiona. 184 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,486 I'll ask you one more time, do you want me to sedate your dumb turkey ass? 185 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,647 You gonna chill out? 186 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,011 Shut the fuck up? I can let you go? 187 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,400 Yes. 188 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,570 Now, get back in line and go eat some French toast, huh? 189 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,204 Oh, fuck. No fucking way. 190 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,451 Hey. Yo, man, is this the line for the Registrar's Office? 191 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,484 No. Arcade Fire tickets. 192 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,451 Yeah, it's the Registrar's Office. 193 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,809 Hey, look, is everyone in line because their schedules got fucked? 194 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,402 - Yup. - Yeah. 195 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,562 Shit. 196 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:37,921 The hell are you doing? 197 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,889 Packing up I Love Lucy's things. 198 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,963 What for? He doesn't need that at the hospital. 199 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,088 Not for hospital. For moving out. 200 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,562 He's not moving out. He's gone for three days. 201 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,730 - Can't stay here. - The fuck he can't. Says who? 202 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,211 He stole baby. 203 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,486 Relax. 204 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,080 Everything is fine. 205 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,686 - The baby's back safe and sound. - Could happen again. 206 00:13:56,840 --> 00:14:00,890 - It's not gonna happen again. - Because he doesn't live here anymore. 207 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,328 You can't just kick him out. He's sick. 208 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,161 He has a disease, like fucking cancer. 209 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,001 - Would you kick him out if he had cancer? - If cancer makes him steal baby, yes. 210 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,487 You know what? It's not your fucking house, is it? 211 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,608 The way I see it, you're freeloading here. 212 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:19,651 So if you don't like it, the front door is plenty wide enough for you to walk out... 213 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,246 ...find yourself somewhere else to live. 214 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,011 CAROL: Where's the squeaky toy? 215 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,207 [TOY SQUEAKING] 216 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,328 Where's the squeaky toy? 217 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,161 Hey. 218 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,971 I moved her in. Place is a dump. 219 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,329 - What are you guys doing? - Developing their eye and hand coordination. 220 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,171 So, um, does this mean you guys have broken up? 221 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,284 - Where's the squeaky toy? - No, no, we're not broken up. 222 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,284 I don't think we're broken up. You think Veronica wants to be? 223 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,010 How am I supposed to know? 224 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,761 So this a separation, then? I mean, you're just pressing the pause button? 225 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:00,288 What is the difference? I don't know. Neither. 226 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,846 Dominick. 227 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:06,284 Yes, he found his because he's the smartest of the three. 228 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,886 You should've fucked the sense right back into her. 229 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,087 Please, not you too. 230 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:14,006 God gave you that joystick to control your woman, and you just let it dangle. 231 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,685 This is not all my fault. 232 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,890 If she was a little bit more into our kids, maybe it'd turn me on and I could fuck her. 233 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,329 - Well, you do have a point there. - I do? 234 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,524 Nothing sexier than seeing the person you love be a good parent. 235 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,727 Exactly. 236 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:31,601 I remember the way my Reginald used to throw Veronica and her brother in the air. 237 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,091 Got my juices flowing. 238 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,886 Okay, my daughters have heard enough. 239 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:39,448 Here you go, Amy. Here you go, Gemma, here are your toys. 240 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,523 And you're just as smart as Dominick too. 241 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,048 Look, I'll talk to V after work, okay? 242 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,447 Thanks. 243 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,370 Bye-bye. Bye-bye, D. 244 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,289 Bye-bye. Bye, girls. Now, say bye-bye. 245 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,726 Say bye-bye. 246 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,405 Bye-bye. 247 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,522 [MAROON 5'S "MAPS" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 248 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:03,605 [SINGING] Following, following to you The map that leads to you 249 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,764 - We'll listen to the rest on the way home. - Okay, cool. 250 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,889 GIRL 1: Oh, come on. GIRL 2: No. 251 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,809 DEREK: Yo, what up? 252 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,450 BOY: Whoa, there, watch it. 253 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,204 DEREK: What's up? 254 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,651 Nice. What's up? 255 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,325 - I swear. - That's kind of class... 256 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,687 - Hey, you guys met Debbie yet? - Hi. 257 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,921 - Hey. - Hi. 258 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,286 What's up, Debbie? 259 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,489 - Okay, gotta run to class. Talk to you later? - Yeah. 260 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,727 Dad. 261 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,447 If we both apologize, we can move on. 262 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,365 Start over as father and daughter. Dad? 263 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,085 Okay, I'll start. 264 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:01,284 Sorry I withheld your meds, but you had it coming the way you've been treating me. 265 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,410 I'm the only one in this family who really cares about you. 266 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,131 Are you listening? I know you're awake. 267 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,486 It's your turn to apologize now. 268 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,767 [BELL RINGS] 269 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,487 I'm going to class. 270 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,723 - Mom said you'd take me under your wing. - Doesn't mean I was telling the truth. 271 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,723 [GROANS] 272 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,690 - What's wrong? - Ow. My stomach. 273 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,127 Is this a scam? 274 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,811 - You're really gonna shit your pants? - I did a little. 275 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,607 Jesus. All right. 276 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,604 You see those kids over there? 277 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,368 You're gonna go push into them. 278 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,565 Watch what you're doing, fuckwad. 279 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,687 What's the matter, ass head, you lose your balance? 280 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:12,202 If you ever pick on ass head again, I'm gonna chew your nuts off with my teeth. 281 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,481 And not in a gay way. 282 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,890 You too. Spread the word. 283 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,329 - That was awesome. - You owe me. 284 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,050 You're my slave now. 285 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,282 When I text you, you run. 286 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,249 Okay, Uncle Carl. 287 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,167 Next. 288 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,562 Hi, how's it going? Uh, listen, my class schedule didn't come through. 289 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,127 - Let me check that out for you. - Thank you. 290 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,804 "Calc 2, Intro To Mass Transfer, Thermo 2." 291 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,964 - Can you tell me what lecture hall they're in? - Not at this time. 292 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,363 Looks like your schedule's on a temporary suspension. 293 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,370 Why? 294 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,049 - Insufficient tuition funds. - That's impossible. I have a grant. 295 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:08,165 Yeah, well, you're gonna have to take that up with the Financial Aid office. 296 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,170 - So I stood in this line for nothing? - Yeah. 297 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,730 All right, well, where's the Financial Aid office? 298 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,400 It's across campus, it's Riley Hall. 299 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,607 Next. 300 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,210 Hey. Could you guys do me a favor? 301 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,601 Oh, come on! 302 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,202 Here you go, Linus. 303 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,840 Thank you. 304 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:48,809 So, V, now that you and Kev are over, this mean we can have a little go-around? 305 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,487 - The hell you talking about? We're not over. - The way you were ogling Linus. 306 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,210 I'm a bartender, he's a customer. 307 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,762 - I'm 20 pounds away from looking like him. - In whose fun house mirror? 308 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,008 Hey. What are you doing? 309 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,245 Hey. I think I screwed up everything with Gus. 310 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,970 How? 311 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,207 I slept with Jimmy. 312 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,609 - Jimmy? Jimmy "Steve" Jimmy? - Yeah. 313 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,603 He's back and I'm just hearing this now? 314 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,127 - You have your own shit. - She's living upstairs. 315 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,611 That your business to tell? 316 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,491 - You moved out? - No. Maybe. 317 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,086 SVETLANA: What, you live upstairs now? - Jesus. 318 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,886 I don't know. Yes. 319 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,611 Oh, shit. 320 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,286 - How's it going, V? - Where the hell have you been? 321 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,125 Work. Travel. 322 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,361 You look good. 323 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,046 FIONA: What the hell are you doing here? 324 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,561 JIMMY: How's Ian? 325 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,644 Going to visit him in the psych ward now. 326 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,609 I'm sorry. 327 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,563 My husband would like to meet you. 328 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,081 - Why? - Talk. 329 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,287 - Get to know you. - That's not why. 330 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,482 He wants to see if we still have chemistry. 331 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,926 - Clearly, we don't. - Clearly. 332 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,730 Clearly. 333 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,930 Just meet us at Patsy's Pies. I'll text you the time later. 334 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,367 I'll be there. 335 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,247 - Thank you. - Yeah. 336 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,040 I'm leaving for Dubai tonight. 337 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,929 I want you to come with me. 338 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,330 - What? - You can enjoy the town while I work. 339 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,563 It's a big job. It's the biggest I've ever had. 340 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,644 Won't have to work again. 341 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,088 It'll set me up for life. It'll set us up for life. 342 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,084 You keep forgetting. I'm married. 343 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,649 Then why'd you sleep with me? 344 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,088 - I have to go visit Ian. - Yeah. 345 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,927 [HORNS HONKING] 346 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,684 MAN 1: Hey! 347 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,604 WOMAN: Wake up! 348 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,807 What the...? 349 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,042 MAN 2: Hey, dipshit! 350 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,323 Oh, God. 351 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,401 That's a nice choice. Nice choice, you fuck. 352 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,248 Fuck you. 353 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,091 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 354 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,841 "Roger said to Rita... 355 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,049 ...we need to find our dog Scruffy. 356 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,326 - Where di...?" - Here you go, Uncle Carl. 357 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,529 BOY: "Did he go into the library?" - We interrupting you? 358 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,045 No, I'm fine. 359 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,329 The story was just getting good. Continue. 360 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,084 BOY: "Rita says..." 361 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:55,489 Amy, please stop crying, I'm gonna feed you in a second. 362 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,327 [SCREAMS] 363 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,249 Son of a bitch, that's hot! 364 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,804 All right, just one more second. 365 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,007 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 366 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,441 What? Who is it? 367 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:17,045 Gemma, can you please just be careful with that in your mouth? Calm down, calm down. 368 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,086 Hey, what's going on? 369 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,721 What's with the suitcase? 370 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,721 I was just about to feed the girls. 371 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,681 - I'll do it. - It's okay, it's okay. 372 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,046 Veronica says to me she sleeps above Alibi. 373 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,362 Yeah, just for a little bit. It's no big deal. 374 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,210 I no longer live in Milkovich house. 375 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,166 - What? Why? - Danny Bonaduce takes baby. 376 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,288 - It's not safe anymore. - Okay. 377 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,844 - I stay here now. - Yeah, no, that's not gonna work. 378 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,243 Why? I sleep on couch. I eat two meals, for me and Yevgeny. 379 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,609 In exchange, I do cook, clean. Wifely duties. 380 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,890 I guess that's not a bad idea. 381 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,730 Yeah, all right, well, you know, just for a little bit, because V's gonna come back soon. 382 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,844 Just temporary. Two days max. 383 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,044 Fine. I clean until then. 384 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,886 GIRL: I started when I was, like, 4. 385 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,403 Fuck. 386 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,083 What are you doing? 387 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,487 - I need to talk to you. - I'm calling the principal. 388 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,644 Put your phone down unless you want me to beat you up again. 389 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,327 What do you want? 390 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,642 How do I get out of the friend zone with a guy? 391 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,404 - Who is it? - What's the difference? 392 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,166 You expect me to help after what you did to me and Ellie? 393 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,367 Tell me what to do! 394 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,966 Jesus, all right. Hormonal much? 395 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:53,567 Just fucking touch him, a lot. On the leg and stuff, near his dick. 396 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,366 That's gonna work? You're not messing with me? 397 00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,320 Yes, it's gonna work. Can I please just go now? You're really freaking me out. 398 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,284 WOMAN: Right in here. 399 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,888 - How's your day going? - Not so good if I just waited two hours to talk. 400 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,884 Well, let's see if we can't fix that. Here, have a seat. 401 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,851 The registrar said my financial aid pack was incomplete. 402 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,445 - Your last name? - Gallagher. 403 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,806 All right. 404 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,645 "Phillip Gallagher. Sophomore. Class of 2018." 405 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,366 - That's me. - I was class of '86. Feels like yesterday. 406 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,967 - Sometimes it feels like a hundred years ago. - Eighty-six? You look good. 407 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,363 - Probiotics. - I'll remember that. 408 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,530 You have an outstanding balance of $12,750. 409 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,524 What? No, I have a government grant to cover that. 410 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,442 Hasn't posted yet. You fill out the forms? 411 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,364 - Last year. - Need to do it every year. 412 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,807 Forms should've been sent to your house in summer. 413 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,088 Registered mail. Is this your correct address? 414 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,090 Yeah. 415 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,850 You think someone could've signed for them, forgot to tell you? 416 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,243 - At my house, anything's possible. - I suggest you track those down. 417 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,525 Okay, thanks. 418 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,287 In the meantime, how do you wanna take care of the 12,000 and change? 419 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,286 - Uh, I'm gonna go find those grant forms. - Won't be processed in time. 420 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,124 Money can be applied for next semester... 421 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,647 ...but there's an outstanding balance for this semester. 422 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,848 Is there anybody who could write you a check? 423 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,210 My family didn't give me a registered letter, you think they can write me a check for that? 424 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,245 I'll give you a 10-day grace period to get us the money. 425 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,807 Okay. 426 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,282 If you're not paid up, your class spots goes to those on the wait list. 427 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,442 I understand. Thank you. 428 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,603 BOY 1: Later, Chuckie. GIRL: Bye, Chuckie. 429 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,366 BOY 2: Bye, Chuck. - Oh, man, this is so great. 430 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,807 Not sure who's getting the better end of the deal. 431 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,527 Chuckie, son, I need a favor. Give me your phone. Come here. 432 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,445 Sit down. Thanks, thanks, thanks. 433 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,251 Here, take that off, yes, all right, good. Here you go. 434 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,446 - Take this. - This day keeps getting better. 435 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,726 Hey, kid. 436 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,729 Take our picture, will you? 437 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,644 Here. Okay, nice and tight. 438 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,003 Good smile. 439 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,521 All right. Beat it. 440 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,411 Well, she's no Herb Ritts, but it'll do. 441 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,050 Send that to Sammi. 442 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,407 Give me that. Give it to me. 443 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:24,963 And text her, telling her you're having the best day you've ever had in your life... 444 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,767 ...with your old man whom you love so much. 445 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,845 - Hey. - Hi. 446 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,281 - You didn't go in yet? - Figured I'd wait for you. 447 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,169 This place is already wigging me out. 448 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,563 Yeah. Imagine you're 8 seeing your mom here for the first time. 449 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,171 Jesus. No, thanks. 450 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,085 - Can I help you? - Hi. We're here to see Ian Gallagher. 451 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,287 IDs? 452 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,010 Lip texted. He's gonna be late. 453 00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,648 - Relationship to the patient? FIONA: Sister. 454 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,529 - You? - Boyfriend. 455 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,569 WOMAN: Visiting hours are until 3. 456 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,844 You're allowed to travel within the perimeter of the hospital. 457 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,004 It's recommended that conversations stay light and upbeat. 458 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,321 Please wear these at all times in a visible location. 459 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,451 Through the security gate, a guard on the other side will escort you to the rec room. 460 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,327 [GATE BUZZES] 461 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,923 MAN: Hey, you wanna sign up for a Visa card? 462 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,969 No, thanks. 463 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,124 Actually, no, maybe. 464 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,080 Application takes five minutes. Long as you have a college ID, you'll be approved. 465 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,170 - What's the catch? - There's no catch. 466 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,522 Just helping the youth of America get a leg up. 467 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,322 We're offering no payments for the first six months and $1000 credit limit. 468 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,324 - Can I take out a cash advance? - Soon as I hand you a card... 469 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,290 ...and you walk to the ATM in the student union. 470 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,885 All right. 471 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,606 Okay, you need to push the fuck back, nut job. 472 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,006 Sorry. 473 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,686 - There is a seat right here. - No, it's cool. 474 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,925 Look, it's fine. You can just keep staring at me. It's cool. 475 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,207 [DOOR OPENS] 476 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,765 There he is. Hey. 477 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,922 How are you doing, sweet face? 478 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:07,366 Are we going home? 479 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,004 In a couple days, yeah. 480 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,405 Brought you a pie from work. 481 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,646 And look who's here. Mickey's here. 482 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,450 What's up? 483 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,364 - Should we sit? - Yeah, let's fucking sit, yeah. 484 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,445 FIONA: Okay. 485 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,249 Hanging in there? 486 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,847 Mm-hm. 487 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,491 The food any good? 488 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,727 Yeah, everyone's good on our end, right? 489 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,007 Yeah. 490 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,725 MAN [ON TV]: Sorry, dude. 491 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,211 Guess what. I got married. 492 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,126 It was kind of impulsive, and I might have even messed it up because... 493 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,445 Where's Yevgeny? 494 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,244 He's at home. He's totally fine. 495 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,641 You're gonna see him real soon. 496 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,044 Where are you going? 497 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,203 I'm tired. 498 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,246 - You okay? - Mm-hm. 499 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,845 Yeah. 500 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,760 - It's just the sedation. - I'm going to, uh... 501 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,684 I'm gonna go. 502 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,807 Oh. 503 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,840 Yeah. 504 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,446 Oh, V. 505 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,925 Yeah... What the hell? 506 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,204 My proposition includes cook, clean and wifely duties. 507 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:08,526 No, no, no, that's okay. You don't have to do this. This isn't right. 508 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:13,004 - But your wife, she leaves you. - No, we're just taking a break. A pause. 509 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,851 A time to think. 510 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,121 Space, space, yeah, we're in space. 511 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,886 - You do not know rules yet? - We didn't make any. 512 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,844 So oral manipulation of penis is okay. 513 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,769 No, no, no, it's not okay. 514 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,725 - It does not feel good? - No, it fucking feels amazing, but... 515 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,684 - So I continue. - No... 516 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,484 Oh, God. No, no, no. 517 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,291 Okay, yeah. 518 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,842 Yeah, this is like V giving me a blowjob. 519 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,001 Or it's like V staring at me getting a blow job. 520 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,050 We have to stop. We have to stop. What are you doing? 521 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:50,125 Oh, no, no... Holy fuck. Mother of God. 522 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,407 [MOANING] 523 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,284 Consider it like rent check. 524 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,442 I go mop now. 525 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,483 - You trolling for dudes on Facebook? - I don't know what I'm doing. 526 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,842 Catching up with old friends, okay? 527 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,846 Wow. Eddie Murphy, look at you. 528 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,365 What, the Eddie Murphy? 529 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,801 Different one. Guy I used to date in high school. 530 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,088 He didn't look like this back then, though. 531 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,404 You know, I'm only 20 pounds away from looking like that guy. 532 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,406 Good try. Again. I'm gonna poke his ass, see what he's up to now. 533 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,528 What the hell do you think you're doing? 534 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,364 VERONICA: Hello to you too, Mother. 535 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,966 - Did you move out? - I don't wanna talk about it. 536 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,642 Not here to talk. I'm here to knock some sense into you. Hey, be right back. 537 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,041 Pour me a Chablis, would you? 538 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,249 You need to go home. 539 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,607 It's none of your business. 540 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:56,283 Gentlemen, let me know when I can get you two more, okay? 541 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,205 Those babies need you. 542 00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,521 Kev's got it covered. 543 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,767 V. 544 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,602 - V, you got a man that loves you. - He loves the babies more. 545 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,331 That is not true. Love is an infinite renewable source. 546 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,601 - What? - Dr. Phil. 547 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,001 Mom, Kevin hasn't fucked me in almost a year. 548 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,491 [CHOKES] 549 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,051 - Damn. - Exactly. 550 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,168 So that's why she's into Eddie Murphy now. 551 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,447 Eddie Murphy the comedian or that scrawny fool from high school? 552 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,888 - He's pretty muscular these days. - Kev bailed on me and him, Mom. 553 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,684 So why am I the bad guy here? 554 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,684 How many baby daddy you know in the ghetto that stick around? 555 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,208 Kev is a good one. Don't blow it. 556 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,971 [SINGING] I was there for you In your darkest times 557 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,726 I was there for you In your... 558 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,523 Well, this is my house. 559 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,964 Okay. Bye, see you tomorrow. 560 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,605 What the hell is going on? 561 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,730 I don't want you as my friend. I want you as my boyfriend. 562 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,601 Look at me. I'm nice, funny, smart, and I'd fuck up anyone that hurts you. 563 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,445 I'm sick of having to change who I am, wait till I'm older... 564 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,250 ...or rape someone into being with me. 565 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:22,122 I like you, and I'd be a great girlfriend, and if you can't see that, screw you. 566 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,721 - I like you too. - You do? 567 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,690 I drive you home, I spend time with you. What do you think? 568 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,320 - But you punched me in the arm. - Huh? 569 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,330 Nothing. Never mind. 570 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,847 Oh, my God, he likes me. 571 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,163 - Uh, pick me up for school tomorrow? - Yeah. 572 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,526 WOMAN: How you feeling, Ian? 573 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,927 Better. Not so foggy. 574 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,730 Good. 575 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,407 - Does that mean I can leave now? - You signed an authorization to be admitted. 576 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,365 My family wanted me to. 577 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,727 Why's that? 578 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,042 They think I have what my mother has. 579 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,565 Which is what? 580 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:17,881 Bipolar. 581 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,441 Are you bipolar? 582 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,924 How do you know your mother was? 583 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,128 Shit she... Stuff she did. 584 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,965 Like what? 585 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,162 Like she tried to kill herself. 586 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,960 And then would take us on a shopping spree. 587 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,804 She would sleep depressed for months. 588 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,970 And then would throw us a big party for one of our birthdays. 589 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,602 And then leave us on the street corner to buy drugs. Should I go on? 590 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,883 - Have you done any of those things? - No. 591 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,846 Police report says you stole your lover's baby and took him... 592 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,162 I didn't. They were trying to steal him. 593 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,044 ...To Indiana. 594 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,806 - Who was trying to steal him? - We were going to Orlando. 595 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,724 Then the police tried to steal him. 596 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,804 - You know that's not true, right? - Were you there? 597 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,291 I was not. 598 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,886 You ran into a grocery store... 599 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,050 ...screaming that Gabriel's demons were trying to take the baby. 600 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,168 I left him for, like, two minutes, okay? 601 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,970 Witness says it was 20. 602 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,407 - She was old. - You put that baby in harm's way. 603 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,483 - I love Yevgeny. - He could have died. 604 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,450 Fiona almost killed Liam. Why isn't she in here? 605 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,722 I know you don't wanna hear this, Ian, but you show signs of bipolar disorder. 606 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,486 Look, with proper medication, it can be managed. 607 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,803 But you need to participate in your treatment. 608 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,730 Why don't we talk again tomorrow? 609 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,963 I painted this and no one made fun of me. 610 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,561 SAMMI: Oh, Chuckie. 611 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:56,566 I'm so glad you're finally happy at your new school. 612 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:59,087 And Uncle Carl made me his slave. 613 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,242 - What? - Smells good. 614 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,448 - Where you going? - Eating in the living room. 615 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,171 - We are not barbarians. - Since when? 616 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,810 Chuckie, bring me my food. 617 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,564 Chuckie, you will do no such thing. 618 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,651 - Carl, why is Chuckie your slave? - Needed to sweeten our deal. 619 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,246 - I got you nunchuks and condoms. - I got one on. 620 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,563 Good evening, family unit. 621 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,051 One for you. 622 00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:22,926 And one for you. 623 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,243 I am warning you, Frank, get out. 624 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,526 Here you go, Uncle Carl. 625 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,967 - Cut it up and feed me. - Chuckie, no. 626 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,365 - Hi, Lip. - Did you guys sign for a registered letter? 627 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,567 I don't know. 628 00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,563 Does anyone think to get rid of the junk mail? 629 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:40,042 I am doing the best I can to keep this house afloat, Lip. 630 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,328 Hey, what are you guys watching? 631 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,005 Up. 632 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,891 MMA fighting. 633 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,520 - Cool. - You do not get to eat my food. 634 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,849 - Where could it be? It's from the government. DEBBIE: I didn't touch it. 635 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,048 CARL: Chuckie, get me salt. - Chuckie, no. 636 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,567 DEBBIE: Maybe try the window, Lip. - Are you kidding me? 637 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,688 Chuckie, don't you get that for him, okay? 638 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,647 LIP: Look, this is my scholarship papers, okay? 639 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,963 I can't pay to go back to school this semester because of you guys. 640 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,531 Sorry, Lip, we didn't know. 641 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,241 I just had to take out a $5000 cash advance, okay? 642 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,721 - Can you spot me a 20? - LIP: My credit is ruined... 643 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,326 ...because nobody told me about these fucking papers. 644 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,323 We're all adults here, Lip. 645 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,963 Have to take responsibility for our own actions. 646 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,645 We can't rely on each other. 647 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,121 Comes off as needy and desperate. 648 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,806 I am not needy or desperate. 649 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,928 CHUCKIE: Mama! - Put the fucking gun down, Sammi. 650 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:35,369 This isn't about you, Lip. This is about me and him. 651 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,527 - Is there any dessert? SAMMI: Where the hell you going? 652 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,728 Maybe some Neapolitan ice cream? 653 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,723 SAMMI: Get out. DEBBIE: You're fucking psycho. 654 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,805 If you don't get out right now, I will shoot you. 655 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,165 Go ahead. You don't have the guts. 656 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,446 [CHUCKLES] 657 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,444 You see? I knew you weren't a real Gallagher. 658 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,761 Maybe a freezer... 659 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,166 What the fuck? 660 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,608 CHUCKIE: Mama, I'm scared. - Are you fucking nuts? 661 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,449 Oh, no. 662 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,121 Few inches in any direction, I could've hit a major organ. 663 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,920 I want you to tell me you need me. 664 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,570 No. 665 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:29,849 Tell me you fucking need me! 666 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,321 Even you aren't that batshit crazy. 667 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,608 Oh, yes, I am. 668 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:40,406 Aah! Okay. I need you, I need you, I need you. Get if off. Wipe it off. 669 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,408 Oh, Dad. 670 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,085 I knew you did. 671 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,449 Come on. Come on. 672 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,568 I am right here for you. 673 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,728 Let's get you to the hospital. 674 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:01,882 Chuckie. We'll be home soon. Don't you worry, okay, baby? 675 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:06,489 Come on, Pops. Everything's gonna be okay. 676 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,804 Hey. 677 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,527 Hey. How's Ian? 678 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,728 Not good. Just out of it. 679 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,961 I'm sorry. 680 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,686 - Yeah. It was hard for his boyfriend. - Mickey? 681 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,966 - You remember. - Of course I do. 682 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,530 He's here. 683 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,010 Let's go in. 684 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,364 - Why are we doing this? - I'll just have a chat. It'll be fine. 685 00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,966 - Hey, Fi. You okay? - Uh-huh. 686 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,282 - Hi. JIMMY: How are you doing? 687 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,044 This must be the hubby. How's it going, man? 688 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,248 - How you doing? FIONA: Oh, my... 689 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,601 - God. - What the fuck? 690 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,325 Was this your plan? 691 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,166 - No. I'm sorry. - My nose is not having a good week. 692 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,846 FIONA: Fuck. JIMMY: Holy shit. 693 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,604 Nice to meet you. 694 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,728 It's pretty clean. 695 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,042 - You said you wanted to talk. - I did wanna talk. 696 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,726 Then I saw the smug look on his face. He's a dick. 697 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,120 He said two words to you. 698 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,887 Maybe it's what you told me, maybe I have a good sense of these things. 699 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:40,250 - You had to punch him? - All right, probably wasn't the smartest thing. 700 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,485 - I gotta go ice my hand, all right? I got a gig. - So that's it? You're just leaving? 701 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,484 Because you said you had unfinished business with him, right? 702 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,646 I'm probably biased, you deserve better than him. 703 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:28,001 Look at me. Bachelorette. 704 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,324 Shit. 705 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,049 Iggy? 706 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,529 Where are you, numb nuts? 707 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,887 Where the fuck is everybody? 708 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,650 Svet? Unh! 709 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,448 Good bunch of women in there. They actually put my nose back into place. 710 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,161 Husband seems nice. 711 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,807 Except the punching part. 712 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,051 I do love you, you know. 713 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,202 I love you too. 714 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,686 It'd be easy to go back to our life together. 715 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,490 Okay. 716 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,326 Good. 717 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,289 But it's not who we are anymore. 718 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,363 Well, it could be. 719 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,251 It's not who I am anymore. 720 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:24,488 I used to like the danger and not knowing who you were. 721 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,404 The bad boy. 722 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,803 I'm not going to Dubai anymore. 723 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:38,485 What? 724 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,564 I canceled the trip. 725 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,848 I'm ready to give up everything for you. 726 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,971 - Why are you doing this? - Because we were right together. 727 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,122 We are right together. 728 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,488 You said this was the biggest job you've had. 729 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,490 I don't care about any of that. 730 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,566 I want us to have a life. 731 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,127 Just tell me you want the same thing. 732 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,568 Just tell me. 733 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,606 Part of me does want that. 734 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,284 But I need something else now. 735 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,644 Gus? 736 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,844 I don't know. 737 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,966 But I know it's not you. 738 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,767 You have to let me go. 739 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,005 You have to let me let you go. 740 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,326 I need you to do that for me. 741 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,124 Take care of yourself, Fiona Gallagher. 742 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,329 FIONA: You take care of yourself. 743 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,441 Whatever the hell your real name is. 744 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,369 MAN: Hi, can I help you? LIP: Yeah, hi, I need a mailbox. 745 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,602 I don't wanna get my mail at my house anymore. 746 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,162 - Oh, sure. Well, let me get you an application. - Thank you. 747 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,921 ANGELA: Fiona. 748 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,407 Hey. You just missed him. 749 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,688 I came to find you, not him. 750 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,084 Wanted to apologize. 751 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,720 I'm sorry I spied on you for that prick. 752 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,406 Okay. Why are you telling me this? 753 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,289 I like you better than I like him. 754 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,329 Well, I'm sorry he canceled the Dubai trip for me. 755 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,006 Oh, the client canceled Dubai this morning. 756 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,241 - What? - Jack's a good thief, Fiona... 757 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,249 ...but a shitty person. 758 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,727 Anyway, I gotta run. 759 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,049 Maybe I'll see you around sometime. 760 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,203 Jack. 761 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,811 You shot me. 762 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,610 Drastic times. 763 00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,569 None of my kids have shot me. 764 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,121 They don't care about you as much as I do. 765 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,089 I have a bullet in my arm. 766 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:30,210 No, you don't. Just grazed you. 767 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,922 I love you, Daddy. 768 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:34,927 Ouch! 769 00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,210 - I love you, Daddy. - Yeah. I... 770 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,931 I love you too, Sammi. 771 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,404 I love you too. 772 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,042 [English - US - SDH]